Welp, that doesn’t look right…?

Literally a “very small check”

Clever, huh?

They said everything must have a label, so…

Well it IS rather odd:

Follow instructions TO THE LETTER.

They shouldn’t have left out unicycle:

No Halloween costumes, no problem!

When you can’t step a foot outside:

When baristas just can’t be bothered:

What a masterpiece!
Only skirts or pants allowed and it’s blazing hot? Problem solved:

Gotta get the non-pooping kind.

When you aren’t in the mood:

Well he did follow instructions…

Decor on point!

Photos with selfie sticks are the best!

It’s the little things that count, I guess?

Too clever for mom

They should have been more specific in the instructions…

Buy 1 Take 1 for the win!

When you’re bilingual and #triggered

Well she DID say to put it 120 degrees…

We wouldn’t appreciate it, either.

Quality service right there!
